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From my friendly real estate/mortage loan team at www.williamsteam.net. Enjoy!

• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
• What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
• If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
  

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. (anonymous)
Even if you fall on your face, you're moving forward. (Victor Kiam)