Saturday, March 7, 2009

Instant Six Pack Abs

Did you see it? The new girdle undershirt for men? Yes, ladies, it's described as control underwear and looks like a gray sleeveless undershirt that has been shrunk 2 or 3 sizes. A special blend of polyester, nylon and spandex it (and I quote) "makes waists look trimmer, improves posture and helps men get into the latest slimmer-fitting suits."

According to Galvin Jones, head of the company that launched male shape underwear, "Men are under a lot of pressure right now to perform financially, socially and romantically. Why shouldn't we have the same products what women have had for years to make us feel better?"

Succumb to performance pressure. How funny. How sad.

Do I even need to comment?

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