Punked ~ or a New Meaning for Titus 2 Woman

...teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live ...then they can train the younger women (Titus 2:3-5)

Oh yes, the Groovies are Titus 2 women alright. I just don't know if we are setting the right example!!!

We made a concerted effort recently to train our younger women in the art of punking others and being punked in return. (punk ~ to play a trick on someone in order to tickle their funny bone) It was all in good fun and our students learned well. In retaliation for being on the receiving end of being duly and soundly punked, they gifted the Groovies as a thank you for their "education."

What follows is the contents of their gift basket and their heartfelt words of appreciation.

Dear Groovies, A little gift from us to you to thank you for all you do for us!

Depends: We depend on your years of wisdom.

Granny Panties: For teaching us to put on our big girl panties and to stand firm in trials.

Magnifying Glass: To help you continue to see things "clearly."

Ear Plugs: To help you ward off the lies of the enemy.

Large Print Crossword Puzzles: To keep your mind sharp in your aging years.

Moments for Grandparents Book: An example of God's promises for your "golden years."

Denture Cleaner: To keep those pearly whites even whiter!

Hair Rollers: To keep your hair perfect, pretty and polished!

Pink Bib: To keep your clothes spill free when you eat and to wipe your drool.

Pill Box: To help you remember to take your daily pills to stay healthy.

Bladder Pads: For those little "oh-no" moments
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Sewing Kit: To mend those little holes or fallen off buttons.

Wind Chimes: To keep you company in the assisted-living community.
Can't wait for next year!!

Now wasn't that sweet of them? The Groovies are equally and eagerly looking forward to next year when we take our young women through their "graduate course."